Enjoy expert handler for your amazing expandable pocket hose (late off 78)

(Warning: OK this ad is kind of long if your pants are on fire)

Assisting with the proper care and handling of your
"AMAZING EXPANDABLE POCKET HOSE"??

Isn't it AMAZING!!.?...
that there are over 50 channels on YouTube about the
"AMAZING EXPANDABLE POCKET HOSE"...full of real info.
From very bad reviews by pissed off patrons passionately bitchin' it up
how they wasted their time and $ on crap.
To the very good things
from hopeful optimists quietly counseling in detail how to easily fix this relationship, uh...hose,
using the correct costly hardware.
Having 3 generations of this sneaky snake tool
makes me an expert on how to care for durability
of your withered
"AMAZING EXPANDABLE POCKET HOSE".

First, don’t let it lay out in the sun all day.
It’s a POCKET hose, not a YARD hose.
But by useing my entire bare body, hands and feet, I
stretch and smooth out the knots and kinks,
gently shaking and draining it dry.
Then ....with much respect and gratitude,
I THROW IT IN THE TRUNK OF CAR.
demonstrating that our relationship in reality
...is about need and convenience.

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  • Location: Vista carlsbad oceanside san marcos escondido encinitas
  • Provider ID: #143359
  • Latest Activity: Aug 08, 2019