COME FOR THE STEAK
you where told from conventional methods and that your aching back will always hurt (as long as you look pregnant).
Well chew slowly.
because that is about to be challenged with an unconventional method.
STAY FOR THE PIE.
because watching the clock defeats the purpose of relaxing both of us.
A&P Certified in the science of SUCK, SQUEEZE, BANG, BLOW
for squashing, stretching, centering and grounding your stuff.
using the best universal SNAP-ON tools "MY naked blonde BODY"
calibrated with formal dance/pilates training.
Featuring an INSTINCT/INTUITION mode,,,,quickie tools lack,
...and a funny bone for your bone
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with a name and latest time available.
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